May 30th, 2005

Some of you may remember, Jeremy, mk.com's resident audio expert during the soundman blooper reel that was the Lottapianos tour. Ever since Marcel's returned to Tori's monitors, we haven't heard much from good ol' J, until today, when he took it upon himself to let me know he designed yummy artwork (complete with lyrics) to Fiona's Extraordinary Machine for you to use.

Fiona Apple- Extraordinary Machine Artwork

The Arcade Fire's Funeral still brings tears to my eyes, nine months after I first fell pony tail over Pumas in love with it. Emotion caught me by surprise this afternoon as I folded my laundry and "Crown of Love" came on. It's good thing I can focus on that pitchfork guy arrogantly arguing with Win Butler that Butler's song was REALLY about not being able to have children. That's always good for a laugh to pull me out of Sissyville.

I actually got work done this weekend. Probably because I'm so frikkin' excited for London that I don't want anything to get in my way of hoppin' on that Boeing 777 on Wednesday night. I'm told it always rains in England, and this pisses me off. I'm only bringing a small backpack, and the more hoodies I have to pack the less room I'll have for firearms and cocaine. Joke. Ha.

If you're British, and you see me on your side of the pond, please say 'hi.' If you're American, you're batshit insane and I want nothing to do with you. Keep walking.